Archive for July 2008
Pudding and Pies
FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…
The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.
Rocking into August
Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July. PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
Right or Wrong…People Will Watch
FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom). It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.
People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.
Sticky Post
After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?” Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”
Fun With Friends
This is a true story from a month or so ago. I’m from the UK, I’m quite tall and heavy.
Basically, the day started when Alan and I met up to play PC games at his house. We had food, played on the pc more, it was about 22.30 and as usual, I recommended ..more.
Neighborly Tutoring
Growing up I lived next door to a girl who was one year older than me, and twins (boy and girl) who were two years the younger. I had a crush on the older girl, Kate, and we made out a few times but nothing more. The real fun was to be had with her ..more.
While She’s Away in New Jersey
My sexy girl was out of town on company business in New Jersey while I had to stay back and work myself. I usually head to work early and therefore when I get home, I go to bed early! I take a shower, warm my food up and pour a glass of wine. I watch t.v ..more.
Furnish It Right
FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.
Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.
Special Sub Sandwiches
Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…
FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.
Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts
Well the first month of summer is drawing to a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed. So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
American Psycho
PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.
If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.
Tuna Anyone?
Sweet Hawaiian hottie Hailanhi shows why even with all the modern luxuries of today, net fishing is still one of the favored sports for many Islanders…
At PinkandPerfect.com, just like the reef paradise around the Hawaiian Islands, you can always find a sweet succulent surprise waiting in your fishnet.
Filling In The Blanks
FuckHerRight.com puzzle…everything looks just peachy keen and orgasmically wonderful for everyone in the picture…what’s missing ?
This tanned temptress is looking down wondering where the rest of the beef is…after all, she does have two holes down there to fill.
Signs Of The Times
Ahhh…the concentration and focus on getting that thrust just perfect…back in the 70’s and 80’s we had hot pictures from the Joy of Sex and More Joys of Sex (remember all those hairy beavers?) showing us how to fuck her right and this was followed of course by Madonna’s book Sex in the 90’s…
I think that FuckHerRight.com should release a compendium showing all the hot shots of fucking her right for this decade.
The Right Stuff
At NASA they have an expression for the astronauts chosen for space missions…they say they have the right stuff. The space cadet bombshells at PinkandPerfect.com also have the right stuff…
The right stuff of course being a lovely fuckable mouth, tits that you crave when you see them and a sweet exquisitely fuckable pussy.
These Feet Were Made For…
FuckHerRight.com knows that every single part of a woman can be erotic when viewed a certain way, and to fully appreciate a woman and be able to fuck her just right, us guys need to know every single pressure point and pulse zone we can.
The feet. A well known erotic zone that I’ve often wondered about…some women have beautiful feet and others…well, they leave a lot to be desired. This cute and tasty blonde has dainty painted toenails on her slender feet and I fully believe that feeling those soft digits rubbing against my cock would add some definite intensity to the fucking experience.
Behind The Lens
Intensely erotic scenes like this one are often captured by the lucky photographers who shoot for PinkandPerfect.com. Starring the most luscious sweet-looking (and no doubt tasting) fresh models to be found, it’s little wonder the action gets so hot.
These lithe tanned babes are totally getting into their full-on lesbian fuck scene with some tit-licking and pussy pounding and their photographer no doubt knows he’s gonna easily capture the magic with these hot and horny sluts.
Let Me Try
One day I was home alone and when I got out of the shower I went to the kitchen with just a towel wrapped around me to get a drink. I went in and turned on the TV and sat on the sofa. I simply started to finger myself and started to get aroused. I was ..more.
More More More
First, its been cool to read the nice things people have said about my posts.
I know this is just something I’m going through and I am being very careful, so no big. My brother and I have messed about a few times since I last wrote… nothin too bad.. ..more.
- Overcoming Religious TaboosBoth my wife and I were raised in a very religious family, no talking about sex of any kind. no masturbating that was a mortal sin. I started masturbating... […]
- Bathtub EcstasyThis morning I was feeling in need of a little pampering so decided to take a bath. I went into the bathroom and slowly undressed admiring my body in the bathroom mirror as the hot water steamed into the tub. I poured the bottle of raspberry scented bubble bath in slowly, forming mountains of bubbles.... […]
- Memories of a 61-Year-OldA week before my 14th birthday (1953) I arrived at boarding school and like most boys, I struck up a friendship with a boy called Doug.S. A day or so after my arrival I was talking to Doug and he asked "Have you had a wet dream yet"? My reply was "What's a wet dream?"... […]
- In Front of my Housematehave always had a love affair with my cock....I started masturbating at about the age of 14, at first I really didn't know what was going to happen, having only been told about it by a friends mother one night whilst on vacation....but thats another story... […]
- Almost Public MasturbationHaving just discovered your browsers' contributions page and especially after reading Lisa's input, I can only add. I began solo when I was 15 by waking up in the middle of the night with an erection and began touching it which gave me the most incredible sensations until this incredible feeling overcame my body and my jocks became very wet. At fir […]
- The Male ‘G Spot’In "Masturbation Questions and Answers", someone asked where the male G- spot is. One of your anonymous contributors to "Men's Solo Sex Techniques" referred to a spot between the testicles and the anus. According to a magazine I read recently, I think it was Redbook (one of the titles featured on the front was "The male G-spot […]
- No-Hands Multiple Solo Male OrgasmsI originally wrote this in July 1997 describing my first no-hands ejaculation -- something that I haven't repeated successfully since that time. However, what I can do anytime I'm in the mood is to have multiple, whole-body orgasms of the highest intensity, but without cumming. I can do it for hours at a time. It's amazing. I just lie back and […]
- Exhibitionist NeighborWhen I was 17, still in high school, I would come home from school before my parents came home, and jack off in the garage with the doors open. I did this for a week straight. One day, I got risky and lubed my cock with my own pre-cum and sat just outside the garage, but keeping close watch. I got carried away and didn't here my neighbor driving down my […]
- First WankI was about 10 when I noticed the first hairs appearing on my balls, an event that I was not expecting so soon. This was not long before I awoke after a particularly erotic dream to find a thick creamy substance in my bedclothes. I thought there was something wrong with me. I had 2 older brothers but had not heard them mention anything like this and I was to […]
- Jerked off by the Farmer’s WifeWhen I was 20 years old, I spent eighteen months working on a farm in southern Ohio. I was just a farmhand, and there were two other farmhands, one twenty years old like myself and the other was nineteen. The farm was owned by a couple named Gus and Mary. Gus was a huge guy, about 6'-8" and nothing but solid muscle. Mary was a short curvy blond wit […]
