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Archive for July 30, 2008

Furnish It Right

FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.

masturbation Furnish It Right

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

Special Sub Sandwiches

Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…

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FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.

Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts

Well the first month of summer is drawing to  a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed.  So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.

masturbation Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

American Psycho

PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.

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If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.

Tuna Anyone?

Sweet Hawaiian hottie Hailanhi shows why even with all the modern luxuries of today, net fishing is still one of the favored sports for many Islanders…

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At PinkandPerfect.com, just like the reef paradise around the Hawaiian Islands, you can always find a sweet succulent surprise waiting in your fishnet.

Filling In The Blanks

FuckHerRight.com puzzle…everything looks just peachy keen and orgasmically wonderful for everyone in the picture…what’s missing ?

masturbation Filling In The Blanks

This tanned temptress is looking down wondering where the rest of the beef is…after all, she does have two holes down there to fill.

Signs Of The Times

Ahhh…the concentration and focus on getting that thrust just perfect…back in the 70’s and 80’s we had hot pictures from the Joy of Sex and More Joys of Sex (remember all those hairy beavers?) showing us how to fuck her right and this was followed of course by Madonna’s book Sex in the 90’s…

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I think that FuckHerRight.com should release a compendium showing all the hot shots of fucking her right for this decade.

The Right Stuff

At NASA they have an expression for the astronauts chosen for space missions…they say they have the right stuff.  The space cadet bombshells at PinkandPerfect.com also have the right stuff…

masturbation The Right Stuff

The right stuff of course being a lovely fuckable mouth, tits that you crave when you see them and a sweet exquisitely fuckable pussy.

These Feet Were Made For…

FuckHerRight.com knows that every single part of a woman can be erotic when viewed a certain way, and to fully appreciate a woman and be able to fuck her just right, us guys need to know every single pressure point and pulse zone we can.

masturbation These Feet Were Made For…

The feet. A well known erotic zone that I’ve often wondered about…some women have beautiful feet and others…well, they leave a lot to be desired. This cute and tasty blonde has dainty painted toenails on her slender feet and I fully believe that feeling those soft digits rubbing against my cock would add some definite intensity to the fucking experience.

Behind The Lens

Intensely erotic scenes like this one are often captured by the lucky photographers who shoot for PinkandPerfect.com.  Starring the most luscious sweet-looking (and no doubt tasting) fresh models to be found, it’s little wonder the action gets so hot.

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These lithe tanned babes are totally getting into their full-on lesbian fuck scene with some tit-licking and pussy pounding and their photographer no doubt knows he’s gonna easily capture the magic with these hot and horny sluts.

Let Me Try

One day I was home alone and when I got out of the shower I went to the kitchen with just a towel wrapped around me to get a drink. I went in and turned on the TV and sat on the sofa. I simply started to finger myself and started to get aroused. I was ..more.

Irony

I was sitting in the Sex Education class, bored, and with nothing to do. I already knew all of this stuff. Yes, insert the penis into the vagina is the equivalent of sex. Male teens often brag about banging the hottest chick when more than likely, they ..more.

More More More

First, its been cool to read the nice things people have said about my posts.

I know this is just something I’m going through and I am being very careful, so no big. My brother and I have messed about a few times since I last wrote… nothin too bad.. ..more.

Backyard Camping With My Boys

This was back when I was around 14. I grew up in a quiet suburb in California. It was a small town just outside of a big city. My parents were divorced when I was six and I lived with my father. So as you can guess I was a major tomboy. There weren’t ..more.

Tasting My Own Pussy

I was reading through this website and clicking through the archives and found a story that prompted me to share my story below. The July 2006 Techniques section had a story by Heather, and she talked about tasting her wetness out of her pussy whenever ..more.

Masturbating With My Mom and Boyfriend

The hottest masturbation experience I have ever had was one time when my mother invited me and my boyfriend over to her summer house by the shore. At the time my boyfriend and I were 19 and my mom was 52. I should mention that she was divorced and was ..more.

First Time Was With a White Boy

My first experience happened when I was 15 and it was with a white boy (also 15). First, a little background: I grew up in the deep south in the late 60′s and early 70′s. Racial tensions were high and white and black teens did not date nor associate with ..more.

My Neighbors Son

Jeff is a cute guy and was always polite and very helpful with fixing things around the house, since I don’t have anyone else to help with maintenance. Most of the time when I needed something done he would come mostly on weekends since he works during ..more.

Birthday Present

We are both in our fifties and have tried most things in sex in our time together but we have never indulged much in mutual masturbation. I have always thought of it as a more private, solitary act.

Anyway, it was recently my husband’s 52nd birthday. ..more.

Caught and Joined by Step-brother

A few weekends ago, my step-brother came home from college and he’s staying with us for the summer months. The morning after his first day home, my mom came in and woke me up saying that they were going out to breakfast. I declined because I said I ..more.

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