I told my readers earlier this summer that I was voted by my senior class "Most Likely to Become a Nun" and that frustrated me, though I was shy and skinny and didn’t have much of a social life outside of school because we lived kinda ..more.

It was 4:30 pm on a warm spring afternoon, I was on my way home from work. I drive the back roads to avoid traffic and lights for a more peaceful relaxing drive to air out the busy work day before I retreat home to my family for the evening.

I was ..more.

I remember this one time that I had an orgasm while dreaming. It went like this. I was in a department store, and I was just walking around, but for some weird reason nobody was around and there were roller coaster rides there, and so I was riding the ..more.

Once a friend of mine stayed at my place for a week, because he was switching apartments and needed some place to stay while he found a new one.

One night I was awakened by some clapping noise, and by my enormous erection. I was positive that I was only ..more.

When my cousin Michael and I were younger, we learned how to wank from a classmate. We have been neighbors all our lives, so when we were kids, we used to hang around all the time. We found porn in his fathers (my uncle) room, and started to watch. At ..more.

I was over at my cousin Brendans house and we were playing video games. My cousin was 15 and cut. I was 13 and uncut. Well he asked if I had ever seen a naked girl. I shook my head and he asked if I had seen a naked guy. I told him "of ..more.

When I was a junior in high school I sat behind a girl named Nikki that I had dated. We were actually each others first real sexual contact even though we never actually had sex. We flirted with each other but nothing more. The desks in our math class ..more.

The other day my step-cousin came over to visit me. I’ve always thought she was very pretty. She’s 5’0", blonde, size c titties, and one beautiful big butt. If you haven’t figured it out by my other stories I like women with big asses. Not too ..more.

My wife and I have been together for 30 years now. Its been wonderful! We’ve raised three children and have grandchildren now. There’s not a whole lot we haven’t tried. But for some reason we havent found much need for solo masturbation.

The other night ..more.

My parents were going out of town overnight and even though they knew I would be fine, they still had to worry about my younger brother (he was 8 at the time). So they hired Maggie, the usual sitter, to stay overnight.

Maggie was 17 at the time and very ..more.

When I feel I really need a good wank ,like now, and have the time for it, what I do is this. I open up SoloTouch and browse through the archives until I am rock hard and start caressing myself slowly. At the same time, I am downloading some good ..more.

The house next to mine just sold, and the new owners are evidently remodeling a room or two before they move in. Two days ago, before my alarm went off, I woke to the whiny buzz of a power saw. I was pissed off and looked out the bedroom window to see ..more.

Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…

This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is.  She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.

I have to share this story with all of you. I am a 22 year old female, who has been masturbating for as long as i can remember. As a child, I would masturbate when my mom took me to the grocery store and put me in the shopping cart. I would hump and ..more.

I have read through a lot of these stories, and I never thought I would ever have an experience like the one I had recently. I had a friend and we had jacked off together before, but it always under a cover without seeing much. As the title suggests, ..more.

When high school bands go to competitions, it’s usually an all day thing, and at my school, it was usually very far away. So the director told us to bring shorts and shirts to change into after we performed in the competition. We would stay to watch the ..more.

Some of my fondest memories were when my grandma used to give me a bath. I remember when I was 15, and I had just come home from soccer practice. Being covered in sweat from head to toe, my routine was walk in the door, go straight downstairs and use the ..more.