Archive for September 1, 2008
Swan Song For A Swine
Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.
Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter). Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!
Spinal Sex
I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.
So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.
- Lifelong PassionAfter lunch we were back in the pool and my older cousin asked me if I still had that pickle in my suit like before lunch. I blushed but managed to say yes... […]
- First TwosomeLast week (the week before christmas, ) my mother was making a pie for christmas, and she used a bottle of redi whip to top the pie... […]
- Naughty, Naughty!When Denise got to bed, she couldn't help but feel sexy. tonight had been so crazy! She'd been to a sorority party on the college campus that night... […]
- My First Lez ExperienceI just want to start off by saying that I love this website!! When I get really horny and think about guys on guys, or even girls on girls, I come right here. On weekends, I make sure everybody is asleep and than I go onto the computer on my room. But I get prepared first. I go to my underwear drawer and pull out my 8" vibrator from under all my thongs […]
- Granddad’s Jerk-off LessonMy grandad was my father's father, who used to stay with us for a week or so, a couple of times a year when I was a child. He was a cabinet maker and carpenter, and when he came to stay, he always had a project to do on the house. We lived in a rambling old farmhouse and in the room Grandad used as a bedroom, he had turned the closet into a small bathro […]
- Step Mom’s Masturbation LessonMy dad broke up with mom a few years ago and remarried seven months later. His new wife is only 34, (dad is 46), and has a great body. My stepmother has blonde hair and medium breasts, and great legs. I was so happy for dad when they got engaged. I remember thinking how sexy she was and used to fantasise about her at night. And I think she noticed my lust fo […]
- 35 Years of Masturbation FunAs a 50-year-old man, who has been an avid masturbator for better than 35 years (my first orgasm was at 13; prior to that I did lots of stroking, but no ejaculating), I have come to believe that if God didn't want us to do it, He wouldn't have made it so pleasurable, and He certainly wouldn't have given women a clitoris, which seems to serve n […]
- Evening With My BuddiesI often jacked off in bed at night, but had to remain quiet when I climaxed, since my father's bedroom was right next to mine. I usually kept a handkerchief between the mattress and the box spring which I used to catch my cum..... […]
- Life-Long JoyMy earliest recollection of masturbation was when I was about 11-years-old. Three of my friends were around a camp fire and talking about things that young boys talk about. The subject of masturbation came up and one of the boys who was two years older than the rest of us told us about playing with yourself and what fun it was. I doubt that anyone of us had […]
- She Likes ‘Hard Core’ MasturbatingI like hard-core sex, so when I masturbate, it has to be similar. I set aside at least 4 hours of time for nothing but myself and the things I like. My boyfriend is great in bed, but sometimes i just like to please and tease my body myself. He taught me that the only way to get pleasure is if you know what you like and are willing to go after it yourself.... […]
