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New Jackoff Method Turns Funny

Weeks ago, after discovering it was not comfortable laying on back with legs thrown back and cock in front of face, (Was going to taste own cum for first time), noticed in mirrow, how close cock was to ass.

After several attempts of putting cock in, decided to give up. It reached but just would not go in.

Well yesterday, found a way to push cock up into hole. Turning flat bar stool upside down, using a little lube,(You guessed it),moved balls to side, pushed base of cock down with one hand, stretched ..more.

In the Shed With My Cousin

The summer before my senior year of high school I was 16 and spending the summer at my aunt and uncle’s house to help them on the farm. Up to this point the sum total of my sexual experience was making out in the car after my Junior prom, feeling some small titties and stroking my date’s pussy through her panties underneath her prom dress. Something more might have happened but the knock on the window by the policeman stopped everything. I had never seen a pussy in real life or put my finger in one. ..more.

No Regrets

I remember I had been mooching around the house in a terrible mood all day. My dad (mom left when I was a baby) was at work and Anna, my sister was out. I was thinking about jacking off and getting in the mood by thinking about an imaginary girl stripping off for me. That particular day though, I had read something about a girl’s "scent" and how arousing it was. I had gotten nice and hard but that image wouldnt go away. What WAS it about a girl’s smell down there? WHY should it be nice ..more.

In Your Shoes

Well, whenever my mom is at work I always go into her closet and go and look at her sandals and high heels, and I always go for the rainbow sandals which are my favorite.

I take them to my room and at night I just masterbate with them. I rub my penis on the leather and it feels really amazing and when I cum all over them I distribute it between the two and leave it there and just leave the sandal next to my penis.

The next morning I put them back and whenever she puts them on it gets me hard. I’ve also ..more.

Masturbation Only

The Story above from Janice prompted me to write.

I suppose it’s anyone’s guess as to how we define "normal," but I can say for sure that I feel exactly as Janice feels about masturbation.

I have no interest in intercourse, either, and much prefer to make masturbation my entire sex life. It is so simple and so totally fulfilling and it’s instantly available 24/7—and I would LOVE having a masturbating lady watching me while I pleasure myself. ..more.

Disappointment

When I was in college the last time, I wanted more freedom to jack, but it never worked out.

I had a 13" color TV and a nice VCR and a small stash of pretty good porn on VHS. (This was 1988—no one had a computer or a cellphone. Truly, I swear.)

One day I came home and my roomie was jackin’ to an oil party scene… he completely freaked and ran behind a cabinet, but I just said, "Hey, no problem, I’ll be back in a few minutes." But the next day, I left my bottle of ..more.

Sharing a Toilet

I was going to see my sister, Jessica, for the weekend. She had moved out on her own to get ready for college. I was going to stay with her for the whole weekend, mom thought it would be a good way for us to bond.

I rode with my sister up to her apartment. The whole time we talked about usual stuff; boys, music, movies, and clothes. Nothing too serious. It was a pretty average day. Her apartment was nice and she seemed to be settled in for living there alone. We decided to have some Taco Bell for ..more.

For the Yard Man

About once every couple of weeks, a guy comes by for our lawn treatment. Not only that, but I have always fantasized about someone seeing me masturbate, and I thought this would be the perfect time. When the truck came around, I ran upstairs and stripped down to my bare skin, putting on my bathrobe for when he came to the door. Like every time he did and said what he was going to do, then got his stuff out of the truck and started spraying. After a couple of minutes, I took off my robe and sat back on ..more.

The First "O"

I loved everything about growing up. I was so excited when my little breasts started to develop and when I noticed the hair between my legs becoming more prominent. I loved my first period, (though NOT the tummy ache that came with it) but above all, I loved the way I felt when I squeezed my legs together or when I got the courage to actually touch down there. But I never had an orgams. It felt great, of course, but never the shattering experience I read about.

On day in school I was feeling horny. ..more.

Me and the Kid I Babysat

I started babysitting a kid who lived a few houses down from me. We never really knew each other or talked since he went to a different school but I walked down the street one day and his mom said she needed a babysitter. He was 14 years old and she was quite a protective mom, which is why he still needed a babysitter.

She said that her and her husband would be gone for the weekend and I would need to stay at their house for the whole time. I was fine with this as they are quite wealthy and I was ..more.

A Casual Encounter

I’ll call myself J and my partner G.

to start im going to say im not gay but I am interested in the opposite sex. I’ve been on craigslist for a couple of months and have met a couple of girls for no strings attached sex.

I saw an ad, 18yo wanted tonight—m4m. I thought fuck it, ill see what its like.

i emailed the bloke and we got on ok so I decided to drive over and meet him. I got changed into a pair of trakkie bottoms, no undies and a hoodie. comfortable clothes that can be taken off in a ..more.

David Showed Me How To

David my friend stayed over one night and he slept on the trundle next to me. We talked about random stuff and then he asked me if I wanked I told him I didn’t and I said I knew what it was, but I just didn’t know how to do it. He said you could either use your whole hand or you could use your fingers like a squid.

I suggested we played dares just to see him wank and I went first. I dared him to have a wank and he did he started doing it under the covers. I asked him if he could show me so it would be ..more.

Do You Miss Your Panties

I love to masturbate and I have a panty fetish. There is nothing hotter than getting a pair of worn panties and smelling and licking the crotch while jacking off. There is no telling how many panties I have snitched over the years. If I have a chance I will jack off with the panties, shoot my load in the crotch, and leave them where I found them, but more often I have to take the panties and jack off in them later. I will sniff and lick the pussy juice in the panties until there is no smell left. At that ..more.

First Time

My earliest sexual memories begin before 1963 when Larkin said ‘between the Lady Chatterley trial and the Beatle"s first LP.’ During Grammer School, every Friday I would buy, for one shilling,(10p) a copy of a magazine called Parade. It was so much better than the old Tit-Bits or Revalle that I had been buying. It actually had pictures of ladies naked breasts!

That was the extent of porn in those days unless you were rich and had ‘dirty postcards’ from gay paree(sic).

Obviously, by now, I was ..more.

My Chat Lover Made Me Cum so Hard

I frequently satisfy my masturbation urges by seeking out phone sex or chat room partners, but like many, find it hard to type and play with myself at the same time. Fortunately there was one guy—”fridaynightguy” —who took over and did all the talking while my fingers—and a toy—did the walking.

Here’s a transcript. I’m including it for all the girls who’ve come so close to cumming but never quite got their because the guy was too busy jacking to type.

goldengirl 11:56 PM this is ..more.

And Since Then?

Since last week, that wonderful day, when daddy and I finally did something. (well, almost)..

The next day was a bit tense in the morning. We avoided eye contact and were very careful around each other. The evening, though was fine and we were back to our old selves. He didn’t mention it and neither did I. I figured we both needed a little space around it, but I wasn’t going to allow it to become something we could both pretend never happened. It DID happen, and it was important for both of us. So, I ..more.

More Doctor Experiences.. Sports Exam

My group practice volunteers to perform sports physicals at our local high school. We rotate the Doctors through each season, so each of us gives on average one afternoon a year to examine either the boys teams, or the girls teams for one season. We always assign a female Doctor for the girl’s teams, because state law requires a female nurse to be present if a male examines a female in my state. We have more female Doctors in my practice than males, so while I usually draw female teams, sometimes we have ..more.

I Discovered My Bi Side

I was walking home from school. The term is settled in now and the workload has already built in earnest. I have to get the A levels I need to get my conditional offer to Cambridge. I can’t mess this up.

So, I was walking home when I realised I was following another girl from my school a little way ahead of me. She had a short skirt that hung over her ass. Plainly she thinks it shows her long legs off, which it does, but it also moves in such a way that you think any moment you will catch a glimpse of ..more.

Sleepover

I just recently found this site via Google, and I thought that some of these stories are pretty interesting. So, I will share one of my past experiences. It happened back when I was 13 years old, and in the eighth grade. I had many friends, but there were two girls in particular that I always hung out with. Their names were Sarah and Ashley.

Ashley had blonde hair, was sort of tall, had a really nice slender body and what I think was B cup size back then. Ashley was also the only one to have braces. ..more.

Crossing the Caution Tape

This year, I’m studying abroad at an Asian university, and I just arrived at my homestay family a little less than a week ago. The buildings here have extremely thin walls, and my host mom is usually home (it’s just me, her, and the fish). Having always been an extremely sexual person, but usually having difficulty cumming without a vibrator, recently I’m been getting better at using my fingers. However, the orgasms I get from my vibrator are always better, so I brought my pocket vibe along with me. ..more.

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